"Daniel, I know you still have that addicted thing in you, but please, just don't jump around like this!"
"Hoo-yah!"
"Daniel, it's not the SEALs here, you don't have to kill yourself! And..."
*BANG*
"...the door is locked."
"Hoo-yah! Ouch....Jack I'm going crazy without her!"
"Yeah, I can see that. I really can _see_that!"
"What was the idea to get locked in here like this?"
"Dr.Fraisier didn't meant to do that. She told us she'd get some help. It's not her fault she doesn't know if the door can open!"
"Why don't we try to get out ourselves? There's a window!"
"Daniel, please, we may be jumping around on other world but the next building is waaayy too far for us!"
"No it's not, we've got toilet paper. Watch this...Shylah, here I come!"
"Daniel! You're not thinking of walking on toilet paper! That isn't the Golden Gate!"
"Shylah, my poor Shylah, I'm coming. Jack, I need some provisions to survive until I can get to the stargate..."
"..sigh.., take those peanuts. But..."
-GUYS, DON'T PLAN TO LAND ON THAT TOILET PAPER. WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE PEOPLE, NOT TO KILL OURSELVES!
-HOO-YAH!
"Jack, Jack, my team is there! The SEALs are there to save us! They'll bring me back to my Shylah! Hoo-yah, guys!"
"Daniel, if it's your team,then they told you not to walk on toilet paper."
"But the bridge is perfect,it looks so strong. I just have to be careful not to fall..."
-HOO-YAH!
"Daniel don't try. DANIEL!"
"AAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh HOO-YAH!!!!"
*SLOUSH*
"Jack, there was water right here! I'm safe! I'll swim on to Shylah!"
"..sigh..HEY, HOO-YAH GUYS! BEFORE YOU WALK ON TOILET PAPER TOO, WON'T YOU GO AND RESCUE MY FRIEND????!!"
"HOO-YAH!"
"Oh my God...I'm going crazy without you, Dr. Fraisier! Heeeeeeeeeellllpppp.....!"
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