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That's funny, I could have sworn I wrote my fan fiction notes here somewhere...
Hmm..this looks like Daniel's diary. Day 6: I can't believe what I found in Sam's...Hey!
Nem: I'm impressed! Teal'c: I work out.
You know, the traffic jams for the Stargate are getting ridiculous.
Hammond: (sigh) It is absolutely disgraceful how everyone here has been neglecting to clean these windows. I can barely see through them!
Daniel: Uhh...Teal'c...are those who I think they are? Teal'c: Yes, DanielJackson...fan fic writers!
I can't believe I forgot to set my VCR for MacGyver again!
Teal'c: Are you well, DanielJackson? Daniel: (groan) That's the LAST time I try to drink decaffeinated coffee!
    Abbreviations Gone Mad 12K
  • Written by Tyra Pearce
  • SPOILERS: Any Episode where Daniel dies. maybe others that i haven't seen.
  • SUMMARY: Jack, Sam, Teal'c and Daniel along with two original characters, Tyra and Niya, are talking about abbreviations, but it soon gets out of hand. Watch out Daniel!!!
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 02/08/05
    Accidents Will Happen 7K
  • Written by Pho
  • Poor Daniel, he's just not safe *anywhere*
  • Challenge - as in the 2/14/2000, 1000 word challenge
  • PG [Hc] [Hu]
    Acid Worms
  • Written by Beta Candy
  • SPOILERS: Emancipation
  • SUMMARY: On P3X-595, Carter "drank that stuff that made you take off your -- " according to O'Neill. A look back at that incident by Teal'c, set in Season 8.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 09/23/05 NEW!
    Afterthoughts 8K
  • Written by Angel
  • SPOILERS: vague reference to Meridian
  • SUMMARY: short story. After Daniel dies, Jack writes, briefly, how he felt about his friend.
  • G [5th] [6th] [A] [CD] [D] [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/09/05 NEW!
    Agonies and Ecstasies 4 K
  • Written by Beth Singer
  • PG-13 for implied nudity [Hc] [Hu]
  • SPOILERS: None
  • Janet tends to Daniel.
    The Alice Concept 12KGo To Top
  • Written by Annere
  • SPOILERS : Ahm…none apart from Carter is now a Major.
  • SUMMARY : SG1 down the Rabbit hole
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 10/18/04
    Ancient Empires 27K
  • Written by Thel
  • SUMMARY: Daniel Jackson… intergalactic ninja, part three. "Jack, you’re not helping." Not a superhero story or a parody, just a slice of life as a misunderstood archaeologist. Follows the events of ‘Average, Everyday’ and ‘After Everything’ a few weeks down the road.
  • PG [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    The Ancients Return 92K
  • Written by Rachel Cody
  • SUMMARY: A ancient is found frozen in NY city, he leads SG-1 to an Ancient battle ship. Where they find more Ancients.
  • G [1st] [Hu]
  • Archived 09/17/05 NEW!
    And Ducks Go Quack Quack 26K
  • Written by Sandman
  • Hammond's mom comes for a visit... and wreaks havoc. Challenge (#278 at Heliopolis)
  • PG [Hu]
    And The Answer is. 3K
  • Written by JediRule
  • SPOILERS: All you need to know is who Sergeant Siler is.
  • SUMMARY: An answer to a question someone posted in their fan-fiction. Nothing serious.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    And To All A Good Night
  • Written by Cleo the Muse
  • SPOILERS: Brief reference to "Affinity"
  • SUMMARY: "The Night Before Christmas" SGC-style.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    Annual Arm Wrestle Championship
  • Written by Blue Topaz
  • SPOILERS: Mild spoilers for 'Children of God', '100 Days' and 'Ascension'.
  • SUMMARY: Short parody fic involving arm-wrestling. :o)
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 07/16/03
    The Artifact 4 K
  • Written by Penfold
  • G
  • SPOILERS: I can't think of any.[Hu]
  • No, you're not getting off that lightly.
    Assess This
  • Written by Beta Candy
  • SPOILERS: Emancipation
  • SUMMARY: On Janet Fraiser's third day at the SGC, she meets SG-1 for the first time, as they return from the mission in "Emancipation".
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 09/23/05 NEW!
    The Auction 90K
  • Written by Hawk50
  • SUMMARY: What if some of SG-1 were involved in a charity auction? Here’s my take on the event. And, yeah, Daniel worship is evident, here (and a little Jack drool as well!)
  • PG [Hu]
    Average, Everyday 18K
  • Written by Thel
  • SUMMARY: Daniel Jackson… night-time ninja Not a superhero story or a parody, just a slice of life as a misunderstood archaeologist.
  • PG [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Aw...Nuts!
  • Written by OXBastetXO
  • The team meets their biggest challenge...a nut bowl!
  • G [Hu]
    "Back in the Band"
  • Written by Aelfgyfu
  • SPOILERS: Meridian, Threads, Season 9 episodes
  • SUMMARY: Set just a few days before the "Ex Deus Machina"; refers to my stories "Changing the Guard" and "My Dinner with Vala," but should make sense even if you haven't read them.
  • PG [A] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 01/19/05 NEW!
    The Bag 5K
  • Written by OXBastetXO
  • WARNINGS: Just really weird. Strange idea stuck and I wrote.
  • SPOILERS: Bane
  • SEASON: Second
  • SUMMARY: When Jack looks for a little help moving something, he might just get more than he needs.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 09/07/04
    Baggage Check 11K
  • Written by Raffia
  • General Hammond decides to check what exactly SG-1 is taking off-world.
  • G [Hu]
    Bait 17K
  • Written by Corine
  • CATEGORY: WaM challenge January, the word is BAIT. Humor, sillyness.
  • The greatest SG-1 fanfic contest ever!
  • G (note: mentions adult theme, but no description. Only one reference)[Hu]
    Bake Sale 15K
  • Written by Kiva
  • SEASON/SPOILERS: Set in season 2, spoilers for Singularity.
  • SUMMARY: Someone forgets to do something... and finds herself facing some... strange...consequences
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 03/26/04
    The Banana Moon Combination
  • Written by Feli
  • A bet that Jack and Daniel want to win, a party at Sam's house, and the General wants to liven things up..!
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 08/23/02
    Barista 23-- Bar Talk
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SPOILERS: Point of View
  • SUMMARY: Life as seen through the eyes of Daniel's Barista. Vignette 23- Ever wonder what happened immediately after Point of View??
  • PG [1st] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 03/26/04
    Barista 25-- Slip of the Tongue
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SPOILERS: Past and Present (311), Jolinar’s Memories (312) and The Devil You Know (313)
  • SUMMARY: Life as seen through the eyes of Daniel's Barista. Sometimes Jack says things he doesn't really mean to say.
  • PG [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 03/26/04
    Barista 32--Epiphany 30K
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SEASON: 4
  • SUMMARY : Kira figures it out...
  • PG-13 (Language) [Hu]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    Barista 36 - Putt-Putt
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SPOILERS: 409 - Scorched Earth
  • SUMMARY: Nothing says 'team building' like minature golf.
  • PG [A] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    The Barista - Complete Season 5
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SPOILERS: Loads! Consider all of Season 5 episodes fair game.
  • SUMMARY: Rather than bombard you with all ten individual Season 5 Baristas, here they are all together.
  • PG-13 [1st] [5th] [A] [D] [Hc] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    BatGate 4K
  • Written by OXBastetXO
  • WARNINGS: Just really weird. Strange idea stuck and I wrote.
  • SUMMARY: When Daniel gets knocked on the head on a mission, a concussion isnt going to be the worst of their worries.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 09/07/04
    Bed Rest 11K
  • Written by Sara
  • SPOILERS: A little teeny one for Solitudes
  • SUMMARY: Jack and Daniel causing chaos in the infirmary.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 08/23/02
    Best Friends 10 K
  • Written by Tania_R
  • SUMMARY: SUMMARY: Daniel tries to keep Jack awake.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 11/18/03
    The Best Game of Golf 15K
  • Written by wolfpup286
  • SPOILERS: Window of Opportunity
  • SUMMARY: Jack, Teal'c and General Hammond are golfing through the wormhole and the rest of sg-1 come and disturb them...
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 02/26/05
    Between the Devil and The IRS
  • Written by Mog and Shawna
  • SUMMARY: The team has defeated many vicious enemies, but have they met their match with the Internal Revenue Service?
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 04/08/04
    Big Mouth Billy Bass 6K
  • Written by Corine
  • Word A Month Challenge, November 2000, the word is HIDE. A familiar Colonel is playing around with somebody…
  • G [Hu]
    Blondes Have More Fun 4K
  • Written by Mia
  • Sam gets tired of Jack's blonde jokes and decides to get revenge.
  • G [Hu]
    Boo! 5K
  • Written by Yum@
  • Daniel encounters old ....friends on base.
  • G Mentions almost every single fic written so far with Danny pounding like Liberation, Chosen, Steph's "Vampires", Bad Day, Angels, "Pick Up A Gallon of Milk", etc......[Hu]
    Boredom
  • Written by BadgerGater
  • SUMMARY: The Colonel is being a difficult patient, and Janet has to find a solution
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 12/09/03
    Boxing 7K
  • Written by Lin
  • Jack listens to Sam and Daniel debate.
  • G [Hu] [D]
    Boys and Their Toys
  • Written by Seanchaidh
  • SPOILERS: Proving Ground, Prodigy, Serpent's Venom, The Curse, Rules of Engagement, Seth, hints of any episode where Daniel went darksideish
  • SG-1 gets a new toy. Missing Scene ("Proving Ground")
  • PG [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 09/26/02
    Bridges 735K
  • Written by Tassos
  • SPOILERS: Heroes, Lost City Stargate sometime early season 7 before the main story arc. And Buffy post Chosen. For the purposes of this story, Spike is completely dead.
  • SUMMARY: Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer: After the collapse of Sunnydale, Jack gets a call about a woman he knew over twenty years ago . . . and the son he never knew he had.
  • PG [CR] [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 09/17/05 NEW!
    Broken 27K
  • Written by Corine
  • SPOILERS: Foothold
  • Jack has a small problem but is too stubborn to seek help. Word of the Month Fic. Word is Broken
  • PG [Hc] [Hu]
    Broken Arrow 47K
  • Written by Sazz
  • Janet plays matchmaker, sending Sam and Daniel off on separate blind dates
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 03/10/03
    Broken Molds 11K
  • Written by Kristina Laine
  • SPOILERS: Lifeboat, Meridian
  • SUMMARY: Jack and Daniel re-affirm their friendship with some poignant words and gelatin snacks.
  • PG-13 [D] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Bully for You 23K
  • Written by Livengoo
  • SUMMARY: Daniel Jackson relearns an old lesson
  • PG [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Bumper Cars 3K
  • Written by Amy McCabe
  • SUMMARY: SG-1 on vacation in Bumper Cars
  • PG [Hu] [S]
  • Archived 03/26/04
    But If You Try Sometimes
  • Written by Beta Candy
  • SPOILERS: Pretty much anything through the end of S8, plus BABYLON from Season 9
  • SUMMARY: It's still 2995 B.C. in Ancient Egypt, a wonderful year for rebellious uprisings. So why does Daniel feel like he's missing something really important? As more of his past (future?) gets dragged into the light, he withdraws further from the "new" Jack, Sam and Teal'c. At least, as far as they'll let him. Sequel to You Can't Always Get What You Want.
  • PG-13 [A] [D] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 01/19/05 NEW!
    Butt! 11K
  • Written by Joolz
  • Challenge: Dangerous when wet
  • Warnings: Rampant silliness
  • A short course on comparative anatomy
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 12/10/02
    The Camping Trip 13 K
  • Written by Pho
  • G [Hu]
  • SPOILERS: None, nada, zip
  • This is a sequel, sort of, to my story 'Never Again'
    Can I Get That To Go? 44K
  • Written by Sue
  • SPOILERS: Seasons 7 and 8 Birthright, Affinity, Sacrifices
  • SUMMARY: Some things are just universal, as a few of the team discover.
  • PG-13[A] [Hu] [R]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Carpe Memorandum 9K
  • Written by Steph Lutz
  • Spoilers: None, really - but 'twill be funnier if you've seen Prodigy and Entity..
  • What would Jack do with all those memos...
  • PG [Hu]
    The Cat In The Hat Comes Back 13K
  • A collaborative effort by Brenda & Eleanor Gracie (Mother & daughter team wherein Eleanor is Z...) and, of course, Dr. Seuss.
  • I’m not sure who started this SG-1/Dr. Seuss crossover thing, but I wanted in!
  • Content warning: ...uh...not for Seussephobes?
  • G [Hu] [1st]
    Chat Room Trauma 6K
  • Written by Mark Towler
  • SPOILERS: Very small reference to COTG
  • SUMMARY: What would happen if Teal'c went into a chat room?
  • G [Hu]
    Christmas Eve, SG1 Style 3K
  • Written by Bobby and Kimmie Jones
  • SUMMARY: A familiar holiday poem, SG1 style
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 10/09/05 NEW!
    Clean up Duty
  • Written by JenR
  • SPOILERS: Chain Reaction
  • SUMMARY: An epilogue to Chain Reaction
  • PG [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 10/02/03
    Coffee Breaks 88K
  • Written by Arnie
  • SPOILERS: Very, very slight ones for "Stargate" (the movie), "Singularity", "There But For The Grace of God", "The Serpent's Lair", "Crystal Skull" and "Fair Game".
  • A new officer draws attention to Daniel's coffee addiction.
  • PG-13 [Hu] [D]
    Coffee Nerves 7K
  • Written by Anne Sullivan
  • The challenge was to write a story of 1000 words or less in which an SG-1 member suffers a minor injury in a bizarre accident "caused" by another team member to set up a H/C situation. Exactly 1000 words (not counting this header).
  • G [Hc] [Hu]
    Coffee Withdrawal 4K
  • Written by Catherine Ana Lee
  • SPOILERS: None, but there is a reference to "chelnok", from Tok'ra, Part 2, which I believe is in Season 2. The word means "very cool".
  • SUMMARY: In answer to challenge #10, I created a very short fanfic about the team flippin' out because they haven't had coffee for a while! Teal'c isn't a caffiene fan, so he is unaffected by... (doom, doom, doom...) Coffee Withdrawal!
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 01/23/05
    Cold Feet 9K
  • Written by PHO
  • Jammie challenge on one of the SG-1 lists
  • G [Hu]
    Compromising Positions
  • Written by TheOneRing
  • Challenge Description:
    • 1. one Stargate character (major or minor) in a compromising position (you decide what),
    • 2. must include the whole SG-1 team in the story somehow,
    • 3. someone must say "well, I can top that!"
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 01/23/04
    Consider the Possibilities 9K
  • Written by JediRule
  • SPOILERS: Star Wars Crossover
  • SUMMARY: A variety of representatives from a number of worlds get together on a neutral planet. Consider the possibilities.
  • PG[CR] [Hu]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Conversation 9K
  • Written by Yum@
  • Stuck in a cave-in with nothing better to do...
  • PG-13 [Hu] [D]
    Counting 5K
  • Written by Sam Walker
  • No plot to speak of, just me trying to be funny. Daniel’s mad and it’s going to take more than counting to ten.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 06/04/02
    Covert Ops 5K
  • Written by Ael L. Bolt
  • SUMMARY: SG-1 engage in a little sneakiness.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 08/02/05
    Cowboy
  • Written by BadgerGater
  • Jack's visit to a new planet turns into a mooving experience
  • G [Hu]
    Crazy? 6K
  • Written by Confushi Sushi
  • SUMMARY: Only 3 words came to Daniel’s mind. Scarred. For. Life.
  • SEASON: 7
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 06/27/04
    Crossed-Eye Egyptian
  • Written by OXBastetXO
  • A...ahem....adjustment to the song "Walk Like An Egyptain" Must see! LOL!
  • G [Hu]
    Crushed Comrades 22K
  • Written by zia_nova
  • SPOILERS: Lines taken from various episodes from seasons 1-5. No spoilers, though.
  • SUMMARY: SG-1 are stuck in the commissary doorway
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 07/29/02
    Culture Shock 7K
  • Written by Ankh
  • Teal'c learns something about Earth.
  • Set around early season 1.
  • PG [Hu]
    Cut To The Quick 8K
  • Written by Joana Dey
  • SPOILERS: Shades Of Grey
  • SUMMARY: Jack acts weird, his 'kids' discuss it and Sam gets an owie.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 10/21/03
    D.A. 9K
  • Written by Ngaire Taylor
  • For when we need help with a little addiction...
  • NC-17 (nothing graphic, just lots and lots of innuendo...rating by author's request) [Hu] [1st]
    Daniel and the Giant Apples or The Beatles Save the Day 15K
  • Written by Kinkybootbeast
  • SPOILERS:none, but you should have seen Yellow Submarine to understand this
  • When something happens to Daniel in Pepperland, everyone is stumped. But then four moptopped Liverpool natives come to save the day
  • G [Hu]
    Daniel's Lesson 11K
  • Written by Nancy Richardson
  • SPOILERS : None
  • SUMMARY : Jack is bored and Daniel suffers
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 06/27/04
    Daniel's Secret
  • Written by Daffy Shaggy Cat
  • SUMMARY: When Daniel disappears on a mysterious errand Jack decides to get to the bottom of the mystery.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 01/01/04
    Daniel Saves The Day
  • Written by Remma
  • Response to an Alphagate fic challenge: A little less conversation, a little more action
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 08/23/02
    Death and Taxes 25K
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SUMMARY : There are only two things in the universe that are inevitable. Usually.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 03/12/03
    Denial: 101 -- The Ties That Bind
  • Written by Dragonfly
  • SPOILERS: The Ties That Bind
  • SUMMARY: Second in "Denial: 101" series of Season 9 drabbles. In #2, Jack's spidey sense kicks in when he meets with Daniel in D.C.
  • PG [A] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/13/05 NEW!
    Dining Out 36K
  • Written by Sid
  • SPOILERS: Fallen, New Order
  • SUMMARY: Jack takes Daniel out to dinner without telling him why, their waiter draws the wrong conclusion.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 03/18/05
    Dinner 41 K
  • Written by Rach L.
  • PG [Hu] [R] [D]
  • SPOILERS: Broca Divide, Singularity, Fire and Water, In the Line of Duty, Family, Point of View, Forever in a Day, and Past and Present. Little bits from every episode starting from Jolinar's Memories to Maternal Instinct... a few minor references to "Risorrezione e Fede," but nothing major
  • A few months worth of stress is finally getting on Sam's nerves. A post-Maternal Instinct vignette.
    Distressing Daniel 19K
  • Written by Tracy LeCates, Sheryl aka Lost, Anne Sullivan
  • Daniel, a harmless kitten, a plant, and a toaster. Can the evil authors have him in a coma by page three? <EG>
  • PG Satire [Hu]
    Doctor's Orders
  • Written by Feli
  • SUMMARY: You mean like summary of the plot? There is no plot, just an excuse to get the boys in the shower. This story is loosely based on my 'Spyhole' series
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 12/09/03
    Doughnut Shopping 4K
  • Written by Tyra Pearse
  • SPOILERS: Chimera
  • SUMMARY: Teal'c goes off to buy his doughnuts ready for the stakeout
  • G [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 10/09/05 NEW!
    Downtime
  • Written by Annie
  • SUMMARY: Jack has some fun with Teal'c
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 08/19/03
    Down Time
  • Written by Graculus
  • A power outage at the SGC leaves a bored Jack O'Neill looking for something to do...
  • G [Hu] [S]
  • Archived 06/12/02
    Dr. Who? 7K
  • Written by Skip
  • A little humor. =)
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    The Drool Factor 5K
  • Written by OXBastetXO and Londa
  • WARNINGS: Just silly
  • SUMMARY: The guys find themselves up to there necks in...well...you know, when two fanfic writers get loose.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 09/07/04
    Duck!
  • Written by Tiffany Park
  • summary: Teal'c and daring space hero Duck Dodgers team up to save the Earth from the evil machinations of Marvin the Martian. 'Nuff said. Crossover with "Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th Century."
  • G [CR] [Hu]
  • Archived 12/24/02
    Duck! 7K
  • Written by Yum@
  • Conversation piece..er...have to be there to know what I'm talking about. :)
  • G for...wait. Make that PG-13 for some very minor cursing. [Hu]
  • Archived 05/14/98
    Duct Tape
  • Written by Teri
  • Summary: How far will Jack go to fix the Stargate? Will General Hammond agree with his methods? (MacGyver Crossover)
  • PG [AU] [CR] [Hu]
  • Archived 03/12/03
    Empty 8K
  • Written by Gracie
  • Having joined a certain list... I was kinda disappointed that it wasn’t a lot more active. Since I can’t post Fanfic onto that list, I decided to express myself here.
  • One-liners taken from all 3 seasons, but no real spoilers...
  • G [Hu]
    Every Square Inch 15K
  • Written by Carrie
  • Summary: Uhm, Jack. Naked…and wet. Do I really need to say more?
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 08/28/02
    Eyes Wide Open
  • Written by BadgerGater
  • Jack O’Neill does not accept change gracefully.
  • G [Hu]
    A Faire to Remember
  • Written by Lady Anne
  • SUMMARY: SG-1 learns firsthand the dangers of a Renaissance Festival.
  • G [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/02/03
    Fairytale
  • Written by Remma
  • This was my response to an Alphagate fic challenge. To write the team in an AU setting, while keeping them recognisably themselves. I hope you think I've succeeded
  • G [AU] [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 11/21/02
    Family Relationships 22K
  • Written by Beatrice Otter
  • SPOILERS : Chimera, Affinity
  • SUMMARY: Carter goes to visit her Dad, and both have a surprise for the other.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 06/14/05
    The Feel-Good Factor
  • Written by Scribe
  • Season/spoilers: Season 4 - Upgrades
  • Was there another reason for Janet's concern over SG-1's behaviour?
  • PG [Hu]
    Fever Season 10 K
  • Written by Cathy
  • SPOILERS: Teeny tiny mention of Season 3 events.
  • SUMMARY: The team comes through the gate to find the SGC in chaos.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 04/24/04
    First Contact
  • Written by Beta Candy
  • SPOILERS: Stargate Movie
  • SUMMARY: Jack and Daniel have both been working at Cheyenne Mountain for a few days, but they haven't really talked or formed impressions of each other - until now.
  • PG [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 01/19/05 NEW!
    Flying Fists, Crouching Archeologist
  • Written by Beta Candy
  • SUMMARY: Daniel wants to learn hand-to-hand, but not for the reasons Carter would have imagined.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 09/23/05 NEW!
    Food Fight 4K
  • Written by JediRule
  • SUMMARY: The title says it all.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Footsoldiers Part 1: The First Day
  • Written by Redbyrd and dietcokechic
  • SPOILERS: Hathor
  • SUMMARY: Two airmen report for their first day od duty at Cheyenne Mountain.
  • PG-13 [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 10/13/05 NEW!
    For You
  • Written by Earthgrazer
  • Spoilers: Post Window of Opportunity (Season Four)
  • Summary: It’s Christmas and Daniel is busy with his work. Interruptions occur…
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 06/02/03
    The Frankenstein Complex
  • Written by MajelB
  • The thoughts of our favorite theoretical astrophysicist as she conducts a potentially hazardous experiment.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 07/19/02
    Friday 13th 17K
  • Written by Roo
  • SUMMARY: Just another day at the "office" for Jack
  • PG [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/09/05 NEW!
    A Friend in Need
  • Written by Aurora Novarum
  • SPOILERS: Avalon
  • SUMMARY: Teal's is called away from Dakara and the Jaffa Council to help an old friend suddenly taken ill.
  • PG [Hc] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 10/13/05 NEW!
    Friendly Fire
  • Written by Redbyrd
  • SPOILERS: Scorched Earth S4
  • SUMMARY: Tag for Scorched Earth - After SG-1 returned from P5S-381, the rumor mill started working overtime.
  • PG [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Frolicking 36K
  • Written by Jonah in the Whale
  • SPOILERS: Some for first three seasons
  • Jack steps forth. Everyone else -- foolishly -- follows.
  • PG [Hu] [D]
    From the Rumor Mill: Jack Lost His Marbles
  • Written by Tiffany Mae Harrsch
  • Jack, Daniel, a rock and the bathroom. Need I say more?
  • Notes: 1000 words or less Sandbox challenge. Now, can I get the title any longer...
  • G [Hu]
    Furling's Gift: Heavy Medal 40K
  • Written by Amperage
  • SPOILERS: Anything where Daniel saves a planet or two.
  • SUMMARY: More of the Furling's Gift, AKA Little Sh . . . oops. That's why it's PG.
  • PG [AU] [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 09/07/04
    The Gatrix 30 K
  • Written by Ruth
  • SPOILERS: The Matrix (Original Film)
  • SUMMARY: Jack insults some Agent Smiths, Sam gets sucked into the telephone, Daniel becomes 'The Two' and Morpheus hides under the table. All this and more, as you enter: The Gatrix!
  • PG[CR] [Hu]
  • Archived 12/09/03
    The Geek, the Gal, the Alien and Whatshisname 12 K
  • Written by Roo
  • WARNINGS: slight language
  • SPOILERS: tiny for Broca Divide, Emancipation, and Solitudes
  • SEASON: late in season one
  • SUMMARY: Jack has an interesting trip after meeting the locals on a planet.
  • PG [1st] [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 12/09/03
    General Joys 28K
  • Written by zia_nova
  • SG-1, unable to complete a post mission briefing, decide to brief the General… a different way.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 07/21/02
    Getting To Know You 70K
  • Written by Nancy Richardson
  • SPOILERS: Holiday
  • SUMMARY: With the help of Ma’chello’s device, Jack and Daniel look at things through different eyes.
  • PG [A] [AU] [D] [Hc] [Hu] [M] [S]
  • Archived 06/02/03
    Gift Exchange
  • Written by Tiffany Park
  • SPOILERS: Small ones for Emancipation, In the Line of Duty and Spirits
  • SUMMARY: After gating to P2Z-494, SG-1 and SG-3 find that the local queen and the local hooch make for a potent combination that they just aren't prepared to swallow.
  • R [A] [D] [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    Gloatwatchers
  • Written by Ruth
  • SUMMARY: Five male System Lords meet each other in a place they'd really rather not admit to.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 10/12/03
    Goa'uldbusters!
  • Written by Tiffany Park
  • SG-1 versus Gozer the Destructor! Response to the "Bad Dream, Jack?" challenge on the StargateFan website.
  • G [Hu]
    Stars 6-Goldilocks 9K
  • Written by Badgergater
  • SPOILERS: Shortly after New Order Pt 2
  • SERIES: The Stars, S8 fic series although this fic stands alone
  • SUMMARY: Not everyone got the news about Jack's promotion
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 02/08/05
    Good Vibrations 9K
  • Written by PHO
  • SPOILERS: Point of No Return (sorta, kinda, maybe?)
  • WARNINGS: Mild language
  • Uh, bad day, maybe?
  • PG [Hu]
    Graduation 8K
  • Written by Madeleine (Magda) de Martivaux
  • SPOILERS: Fragile Balance
  • SEASON: 7
  • SUMMARY: Life isn't that bad for mini-Jack is it?
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 03/26/04
    The Great Escape
  • Written by Cleo the Muse
  • SPOILERS: Mentions Mary Steenburgen, if that's a spoiler...
  • SUMMARY: SG-1 has been captured by alien mind-readers. How ever will they escape?
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    The Greatest Contest 4 K
  • Written by Rachel
  • SUMMARY: Jack and Daniel make a bet with a funny result.^_^
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 10/27/03
    Gullible
  • Written by Beta Candy
  • SPOILERS: Spirits
  • SUMMARY: Daniel is disappointed with his trip to Tonane's world.
  • PG [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 09/23/05 NEW!
    Hail Daniel, Hail Jack 148K
  • Written by ISW
  • SPOILERS: Full Alert; Meridian; Gemini; The Lost City; New Order; Abyss; Smoke and Mirrors; The Curse; Covenant; Wormhole X-treme; Between Two Fires; Heroes, Bloodlines, Fallout; It’s Good to be King; Thor’s Hammer; Brief Candle; Chimera; Forever in a Day; Enemies; Lockdown; Resurrection; Exodus
  • SEASON: Season 8, after Full Alert but before Reckoning
  • SUMMARY: The Trust! Ex-Senator ex-Kinsey! Supersoldiers! Lord Ba’al! And how a Napoleonic power mongering angel helps Jack O’Neill become the galactic man of the year. Actually, I took a lot of the things that bugged me and tried to make a funny story out of them.
  • PG [AU] [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 01/19/06 NEW!
    Hair Today, Gone TomorrowGo To Top
  • Written by Badgergater
  • SPOILERS: New Order, vague ones for Lockdown and Zero Hour
  • SUMMARY: Jack and Teal'c need to finish that conversation that wasn't finished in New Order Part 2
  • G [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 10/18/04
    Hangover Cures 24K
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SPOILERS: None
  • SUMMARY: Stand alone vignettes told from the point of view of Daniel's barista, Kira. After the Epiphany
  • PG [1st] [Hu]
  • Archived 02/26/05
    Happy Birthday DJ
  • Written by Takaya
  • summary: Daniel Jackson is working late again and his friends are planning a big surpise on him. It just doesn´t exactly as they planned...
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 08/26/02
    Here Comes Peter Cottontail
  • Written by Tiffany Park
  • SUMMARY: Another holiday, another SGC charity event. Very loose sequel to "You Better Watch Out..."
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 04/24/04
    Hazardous Duty
  • Written by Tenaya
  • SUMMARY: On a mission with SGnd SG Daniel becomes uneasy about the increasingly strange behavior of his teammates.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 03/26/04
    Heightened Security 25K
  • Written by Carrie
  • SEASON: Any. Uh, except 1, 2, 3 or 4. Or 6. <g>
  • SUMMARY: SG1 experience the joys of flying commercially.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 03/26/04
    Hell Hath No Fury
  • Written by Remma
  • Spoilers: for Meridian
  • Jack and Teal'c have issues with their new team mate. Fans of Jonas, turn back now, you won't want to read this. Daniel fans, enjoy.
  • G [6th] [Hu]
  • Archived 08/23/02
    HiccupsGo To Top
  • Written by Quick-demon
  • SUMMARY: Sam's got the hiccups and it leads to some embarrassing consequences.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 10/18/04
    Hide and Go Sleep 45K
  • Written by Yum@
  • I think the title might explain it all. *eg* Don't you?
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    Hide n' Seek 5K
  • Written by pettygrew
  • SUMMARY: Someone is having a bad day
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 07/28/04
    Hide and Streak
  • Written by Meercat
  • A squad of jaffa catches a member of SG-1 with his pants down--literally.
  • PG [Hu]
    Homer 8K
  • Written by Amanda
  • SUMMARY: Jack, Homer and Ancient Greek myths.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 09/07/04
    I Heard It On The Grapevine
  • Written by Scribe
  • SUMMARY: Someone takes it on themselves to find out about SG-1’s latest mission.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 09/23/03
    I Wanna Crush the Tau'ri 4K
  • Written by Tharraka Cadulla
  • Our favorite System Lord plots destroying Earth...Song flik
  • Warning: Strong language
  • R [Hu]
    Ice Breakers 30K
  • Written by K Hanna Korossy
  • SPOILERS : Holiday
  • SUMMARY: The team worries about Daniel in the aftermath of his body-jacking by Machello, and Teal'c discovers the joys of ice cream.
  • PG [D] [Hc] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    I’m Involved With Whom? 8K
  • Written by LeeLee Robinson
  • SPOILERS: Vague for Heroes, Lost City
  • SUMMARY: After the Stargate program is made public, Jack is shocked to discover the role he plays in the fantasies of others.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Improbable Mission 8K
  • Written by OXBastetXO
  • SUMMARY: Daniel finds himself caught up in mystery and an improbable mission.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    In Times Eye 61K
  • Written by Pax
  • SUMMARY: SG1 stumbles across an important alliance formed by the Ancients with an unknown race, and must find a way to prevent advanced technology from falling into Goa'uld hands. Crossover with the Dr. Who universe. No, really, it works...I promise!
  • PG-13 [A] [CR] [D] [Hu] [S] [V]
  • Archived 09/17/05 NEW!
    Initiation
  • Written by Scribe
  • SPOILERS: Takes place before the story 'Thorns', and contains the key to a cryptic comment made by Sam.
  • SUMMARY: When Daniel returns from a mission with SG3 there are surprises in store for quite a few people.
  • PG [Hu]
    It's All About Technique
  • Written by Moonshayde
  • SPOILERS: Mild spoilers through Out of Mind.
  • SUMMARY: Though a traitor, an outcast, saddled with the hardships of an enslaved people and a war against false gods, Teal'c learns that simplicity can hold a new kind of freedom. Season Two friendship fic.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    It's For You
  • Written by Earthgrazer
  • Spoilers: Set Post Window of Opportunity (Season Four)
  • Summary: It's Christmas and Daniel is busy with his work. Interruptions occur…
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 06/22/03
    I've Got A Bad Feeling About This 10K
  • Written by Rae Ikarus
  • Jack and Daniel find themselves in a strangely familiar situation and use some not-so-common sense to get out of it
  • G [Hu]
    It's a Hard Life at the SGC 5 K
  • Written by Lisa
  • SUMMARY: Just a v. brief, light and hopefully funny look at seven young cadets as they face meeting the legendary SG1.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 10/27/03
    Jack's Head 4K
  • Written by Sid Halley
  • SPOILERS: none
  • SUMMARY: Jack thinks he has found a secret weapon
  • G [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 01/19/06 NEW!
    Jack's Little Helper
  • Written by Anne Sullivan
  • Jack gets unexpected help when he is trying to finish his paperwork in a hurry.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    Jaffa Faux Pas 7K
  • Written by Denise
  • SPOILERS: Crossroads, but only vaguely
  • Teal'c commits a very, very serious violation…
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    JimJam 20K
  • Written by Brionhet
  • {JimJam: (n) A "Murphy" situation, in which anything which can go wrong, will. (according to Bri's Grandma MacPhail ;^) }
  • G [Hu]
    The Jones Complex
  • Written by MajelB
  • The thoughts of our favorite archeologist as he approaches a potentially hazardous artifact.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 07/19/02
    Junior Solves a Mystery 14K
  • Written by Junior
  • SPOILERS: Season 5: Meridian; The Fifth Man
  • Content Warning: Implied character death. Cruelty to Jack and Teal'c. Jonas is not a good guy.
  • SUMMARY: The heroic symbiote solves a mystery and puts right what once went wrong without the aid of a hologram that only he can see and hear.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 09/26/02
    Junior to the Rescue! 8K
  • Written by Junior
  • SPOILERS: none
  • CONTENT WARNINGS: Cruelty to certain SG1 members.
  • The heroic symbiote saves a SG1 member from an unknown but probably Not Very Nice At All fate.
  • PG [Hc] [Hu]
    Just Another Day at SGC
  • Written by JenR
  • SPOILERS:
  • SUMMARY: The title says it all.
  • PG [1st] [A] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/02/03
    Keeping Promises 26K
  • Written by Jaz
  • SPOILERS: Icon, minors for Nemesis and Stargate, The Movie
  • SUMMARY: Sometimes life gets in the way of good intentions. A follow-up to my story 'Promises to Keep'; post Icon
  • G [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 10/09/05 NEW!
    Knit One, Pearl Two 15K
  • Written by Denise
  • SPOILERS: Ascension, a little bit, Solitudes and Red Sky very, very vaguely
  • CONTENT WARNINGS: Umm…bad jokes????
  • You know, Jack should really, really watch what he says. Folks might take him seriously
  • PG [Hu]
    Labyrinth 92K
  • Written by Cyceri
  • SUMMARY: When a mission goes wrong, Jack and Daniel are stuck together under the nose of a wannabe System Lord.
  • G [D] [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/09/05 NEW!
    Last Laugh
  • Written by PhoenixE
  • SUMMARY: Daniel is feeling blue and it's Jack's fault.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 07/10/03
    The Last of Her Kind 65K
  • Written by Amanda Eros
  • SUMMARY: SG1 encounters a mysterious young woman who has appeared through their Star Gate, and within hours of her arrival another problem occurs when Langara dials in.
  • PG [A] [AU] [D] [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    Learning by Heart 26K
  • Written by K Hanna Korossy
  • Previously published in New Worlds & False Gods#3 2000
  • SUMMARY : Daniel takes Teal'c to the mall to look for a birthday gift for Sam, and it's an education for both men!
  • PG [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 06/22/03
    Lefted Behind - The Beginning 53K
  • Written by Gallagater and Charli Booker
  • SPOILERS: Scorched Earth; Show and Tell
  • SUMMARY: The SGC has once again been overrun by an alien incursion, but this one has Jack O'Neill wrapped around her little finger.
  • Sequel/Series Info: #1 in the Lefted Behind Series
  • Content Warnings: A teeny, tiny bit of potty-mouth
  • PG-13 [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 09/17/05 NEW!
    Lefted Behind 2 - Paradise Lost and Found 65K
  • Written by Gallagater and Charli Booker
  • SPOILERS: Scorched Earth
  • SUMMARY: The SGC has once again been overrun by an alien incursion, but this one has Jack O'Neill wrapped around her little finger.
  • PG-13 [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 09/17/05 NEW!
    Lefted Behind – Snake Eyes 52K
  • Written by Gallagater and Charli Booker
  • SPOILERS: Scorched Earth
  • SUMMARY: The SGC has once again been overrun by an alien incursion, but this one has Jack O’Neill wrapped around her little finger.
  • PG-13+ [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 01/19/06 NEW!
    Lemon Crush
  • Written by Ruth
  • Spoilers: 48 Hours
  • summary: Sam gets her revenge on McKay, with some help from Jack (and the commissary guy).
  • PG-13 [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 04/20/03
    Lighter 5 K
  • Written by Hailey Russell
  • SPOILERS: Enemy Mine
  • SUMMARY: Tag for Enemy Mine
  • G [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 01/23/04
    A Little Piece of Paradise
  • Written by Scribe
  • Season/spoilers: Season 4 - Tangent
  • Summary: Jack and Daniel take time out. Part 12 of the Shower Series.
  • PG [Hc] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 04/26/03
    The Little Things In Life 7K
  • Written by Tena Abbey
  • NOTE: Challenge 10 response. It's the little things in life that are important: coffee!
  • SUMMARY:
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 02/26/05
    Lovin' Junior Instead 4K
  • Written by Tharraka Cadulla
  • Teal'c sits back and reflects on his time with Junior....Song flik
  • G [Hu]
    Making Lemonade 9K
  • Written by Elyse Dickenson Dickenson
  • SPOILERS: MASSIVE spoilers only for those who want to know the end of season five and the beginning of season six. So, if you don't want to know... LEAVE! DEPART! FLEE!!
  • Well, now they have to live with what they've done....
  • PG [Hu]
    The Making of a Team
  • Written by Moonshayde
  • SPOILERS: The Enemy Within
  • SUMMARY: Expanded ending scenes to The Enemy Within with a twinge of humor. The team becomes complete.
  • PG [D] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 01/23/05
    The Matchmaker
  • Written by Roxie
  • SPOILERS: Small spoilers for Children of the Gods, Brief Candle, Forever in a Day, Need, and Legacy
  • SUMMARY: Daniel gets a little unwanted help with the ladies. Danny-whumping, don't take this one too seriously!
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 10/02/03
    The Meaning Of Life 2K
  • Written by Cellophane
  • SUMMARY: Will Daniel recognize the meaning of life when he finds it?
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 06/14/05 NEW!
    The Memo
  • Written by Cleo the Muse
  • SPOILERS: "Prototype", but nothing is spoiled
  • SUMMARY: Memo forward by General Landry after the events of "Prototype"
  • G [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    The Memo 5K
  • Written by Penfold
  • SPOILERS: Forever in a Day, Upgrades, Crossroads, Divide and Conquer, Window of Opportunity
  • What if lists weren't the only people giving out "challenges"?
  • R (for one not spelled-out cuss word)[Hu]
    Midsummer Dream
  • Written by Scribe
  • SUMMARY: A short piece of fluff to celebrate the summer, just for fun, and 99% wishful thinking *eg*
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 04/26/03
    Mission: PaperworkGo To Top
  • Written by LG
  • SUMMARY: When General O'Neill has paperwork, the whole base experiences the fallout.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 10/18/04
    Monkeying Around
  • Written by Artifuss 0
  • SUMMARY: Daniel has a few new programs in his PDA.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 07/28/03
    Morning Rituals
  • Written by Layton Colt
  • SUMMARY: Teal'c shares his trade secrets with Sam.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 10/02/03
    MREs and SPAM
  • Written by OXBastetXO
  • When Sam starts to heat up dinner, that's not the only thing to get stirred up.
  • G [Hu]
    "My Dinner with Vala"
  • Written by Aelfgyfu
  • SPOILERS: "The Ties that Bind" and other season 9 episodes
  • SUMMARY: Missing scene for "The Ties that Bind": Jack takes the gang out to dinner while they're in DC.
  • PG [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 01/19/05 NEW!
    My Favorite People
  • Written by Jennie Harris
  • warning : mentions slight Sam/Jack but its safe. LOL...not to worry.
  • summary: The team is stuck in a holding cell aboard a Go'auld ship. My ITW Tribute.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 12/10/02
    Necessity 40K
  • Written by Gnine
  • SPOILERS: Anything up to and including 'New Ground'
  • What happens when Daniel tries to take a little break…
  • PG [Hu]
    Never Again 13K
  • Written by PHO
  • The things we do for our kids
  • G [Hu]
    New ColorsGo To Top
  • Written by Badgergater
  • SPOILERS: After New Order Pt 2
  • SUMMARY: Sara discovers something she didn't know about Jack
  • G [Hu] [M] [R]
  • Archived 10/18/04
    The Next Generation 70K
  • Written by DK
  • SPOILERS : The Movie, Watergate, The First Ones, foreshadowing for Summit
  • SUMMARY : Downtime, SG-1 style—complete with Goa’uld and imminent doom.
  • G [1st] [Hu]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    No! 4K
  • Written by Maggie C.
  • Doctor Fraiser has enough...
  • G [Hu]
    Nondisclosure Agreement 33K
  • Written by Tiv'ester
  • SPOILERS: Disclosure
  • SUMMARY: General Hammond finds an unexpected ally against Senator Kinsey.
  • PG
  • G [6th] [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/09/05 NEW!
    Not The Average Day For SG-1 66K
  • Written by Abby R. and Alison. D
  • Summary: Angry cavemen, a captured Sam, a reincarnated Ra, one very ticked off colonel....need we say more?
  • PG [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 08/28/02
    Not Daniel's Day 9K
  • Written by Tyra Pearse
  • SPOILERS: Anytime Daniel has died
  • SUMMARY: Daniel is having a bad day at SGC. Poor him
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 02/08/05
    Observation
  • Written by Cleo the Muse
  • SPOILERS: "The Fourth Horseman, Part I"
  • SUMMARY: One hundred-word missing scene for "The Fourth Horseman". Inspired by a particular scene. You know which one.
  • G [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    Oh For the Love of TV 17K
  • Written by Mara Jade
  • SPOILERS: Wormhole Extreme
  • SUMMARY: After a difficult mission Jack settles back to watch his favourite TV show and finds something surprising…
  • PG [CR] [Hu]
  • Archived 07/28/04
    Oh my God! Teal'c, I Am So Sorry! 14K
  • Written by E-K-O
  • SUMMARY: Teal'c has a VERY embarrassing day! While Daniel and Sam are sugar charged!
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 07/29/02
    The One Hundred Words' War
  • Written by Cleo the Muse
  • SPOILERS: None. Set in season two, just before "Out of Mind" (for reasons which later become obvious)
  • SUMMARY: Series of one hundred-word fics (26in all). Jack and Daniel are at it again, and the SGC's along for the ride!
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    One Majorally Bad Day 15K
  • Written by Denise
  • SPOILERS: none
  • Umm…It's just one of those days with SG-1
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    >One More Addiction 5K
  • Written by Tharraka Cadulla
  • Just the POV of a crazy fan obsessing over her fav show and a certain Colonel....Song flik
  • G [Hu]
    One On One 30K
  • Written by Pam3
  • Response to my own challenge: Jack challenges Daniel [challenge details in notes below]
  • PG [Hu]
    One Punch Leads to Another
  • Written by Ellen Caldera
  • SPOILERS: Set partly before "Jolinar's Memories"/"The Devil You Know" and partly afterwards
  • SUMMARY: Confucius say, he who play with Chinese finger trap end up flat on back.
  • PG-13 [D] [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 07/10/03
    One Toe-tally Embarrassing Day 21K
  • Written by Denise
  • SPOILERS: COTG, The Curse(very, very vaguely), Singularity also very vaguely…but no real plot spoilers CONTENT WARNINGS: Little language, someone's nekked (but I'll leave that part up to your imagination), slight Danny whump…and oh my goodness, DANNY TOES!!
  • Did you know that most accidents happen in the home?
  • PG-13 [Hc] [Hu]
    Oops!
  • Written by Yum@
  • Daniel gets a haircut with a little help from Jack.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    Operation Christmas Tree 34K
  • Written by Jaz
  • SUMMARY: An early SG-1 Christmas tale with plenty of warm fuzzies. More sap than a Christmas tree…
  • G [Hu] [S]
  • Archived 12/06/04
    Ouch! 3K
  • Written by Amanda
  • SUMMARY: Jack’s in pain.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 03/26/04
    Out Of The Ordinary 25K
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SPOILERS: Upgrades
  • SUMMARY: Stand alone vignettes told from the point of view of Daniel's barista, Kira. The return to O'Malleys.
  • PG [1st] [Hu]
  • Archived 02/26/05
    Paperwork 3K
  • Written by Dr. Beth
  • A small memo finds its way to the SG-1
  • G [Hu]
    Payback
  • Written by Chrisbod
  • Spoilers: every piece of fanfic written by Yum@, OXBastetXO and Dtervo!!! Other than that, none.
  • The fates give SG-1 a chance to get their own back.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    Payback = Hell 5K
  • Written by ShiftyShifter
  • SPOILERS: None
  • SUMMARY: Laptops, Payback...the good stuff.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 03/18/05
    PBOO3768 4K
  • Written by Mia
  • SG-1 goes to a planet populated by giant chickens.
  • G [Hu]
    Performance Reviews
  • Written by Redbyrd
  • SPOILERS: Prometheus Unbound
  • SUMMARY: Tag for Prometheus Unbound. General O'Neill reviews the performance of the SGC personnel aboard Prometheus.
  • G [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 02/26/05
    Peripheral 7 K
  • Written by Sam Walker
  • SPOILERS: The Curse, New Ground
  • SUMMARY: A tribute to some of the secondary characters at the SGC.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 07/28/03
    Personal Spacelog 1352/78 8KGo To Top
  • Written by Annere
  • SPOILERS : Several episodes
  • SUMMARY : A bit of introspection from a character who doesn’t get much to say. No, I don’t mean Teal’c. Or Hammond. Oh, just read it.
  • G [1st] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/18/04
    A Piece of Our Minds
  • Written by Ruth
  • SPOILERS: Broca Divide
  • SUMMARY: SG-1 and SG-3 go head to head on the Jerry Springer Show. Things get a little...tense.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 10/12/03
    Planet Epithet - A Speshul Fic 18K
  • Written by Gategrrl
  • SUMMARY: The best team in the SGC lands on a planet, where epithets are a way of life. Oh, and a cranky Goa'uld who takes a shine to Teal'c.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 09/17/05 NEW!
    Please Be Kind And Rewind 12K
  • Written by Yum@
  • What if our favorite team rented out a movie that looks suspiciously like one of their missions?
  • G for...wait. Make that PG-13 for some very minor cursing. [Hu]
    Prodigy (a parody)
  • Written by Xochiquetzl
  • Spoilers : Prodigy
  • Prodigy (a parody)
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 08/26/02
    Promises to Keep 56K
  • Written by Jaz
  • SPOILERS: Lockdown, Lost City, Absolute Power, Entity
  • SUMMARY: Daniel helps Jack deal with the guilt for his actions in Lockdown.
  • G [Hc] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 08/27/05 NEW!
    Puddle Jumping 8 K
  • Written by Sam Walker
  • SPOILERS: None that I noticed
  • SUMMARY: You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 01/23/04
    Putting More Bite into SG-1 14K
  • Written by Meriem Clayton
  • SPOILERS: No episodes mentioned specifically but set in Season 8
  • SUMMARY: SG-1 may have a surprising new recruit from the Buffyverse.
  • PG-13 [CR] [Hu]
  • Archived 09/17/05 NEW!
    A Question of Morale 128K
  • Written by Cynthia J. Klawitter
  • SPOILERS: Secrets, Nemesis, Prodigy, Meridian/Fallen
  • SUMMARY: It’s all fun and games when the Pentagon decides the SGC is going to participate in a region-wide morale-boosting exercise.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 01/19/06 NEW!
    Raining Cats, Dogs and Spiders 33K
  • Written by Jaz
  • SPOILERS : Forever In A Day
  • SUMMARY : A bit of drabble, really. SG-1 encounters a four legged friend on a deserted planet.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 02/08/05
    Redemption Value--No Deposit, No Return 21K
  • Written by Tenaya
  • Spoilers: For Season 6 and Redemption in particular.
  • Summary: General Hammond saves the base from danger and helps recover what was lost.
  • Warnings: None, oops, that's not exactly true.Let's just say there's the death of a two dimensional clone of a much loved character. <eg>
  • PG-13 [6th] [Hu]
  • Archived 08/26/02
    Relax Jack
  • Written by Deepdale
  • SPOILERS: mild for season 7 speculation and "Changeling", descended Daniel
  • Summary - Jack really needs to learn to relax.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 04/20/03
    Renewal
  • Written by Artifuss
  • SPOILERS: Not much, except for Hathor and Thor's Hammer. Set in Season 7 with no real spoilers of any episode.
  • SUMMARY: Pastel balls of... An Easter Story
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 06/27/04
    Repossession 3K
  • Written by Mia
  • The Stargate gets repossessed for missed payments.
  • Spoilers: Minor- Stargate the movie and Solitudes
  • G [Hu]
    Repercussions 6K
  • Written by Elyse Dickenson
  • spoilers: none
  • Something very strange is going at the SGC...
  • PG [Hu]
  • Updated 09/13/02
    Rites of Passage
  • Written by Scribe
  • SUMMARY: Cassie is growing up.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 04/26/03
    Rocky Top Wine 119 K
  • Written by Gallagater and Charli Booker
  • SPOILERS: Season: 5
  • SUMMARY: A series of misadventures await Jack when he makes a simple deal, and no amount of whining will change the outcome.
  • PG-13 [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 10/27/03
    Rocky Top Wine, Part Deux 122K
  • Written by Gallagater and Charli Booker
  • SEASON: 5
  • SUMMARY: The continuing story of Jack O'Neill based on the misadventures as presented in 'Rocky Top Wine.'
  • PG-13[Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 08/02/05
    Room 101
  • Written by Scribe
  • SPOILERS: Into the Fire
  • SUMMARY: Not actually a story from Daniel's Diaries, although I'm sure there are references to the events I recount in there somewhere. Just a little tale I wormed out of Jack when the team escaped from Hathor's clutches the second time around.
  • PG [A] [M]
  • Archived 04/26/03
    Round Robin
  • Written by Yum@
  • A round robin story...SG-1 style.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    A Routine Mission
  • Written by Remma
  • MRE's and dirt bikes. Just a short campfire conversation piece written for the team week.
  • G [Hu] [S]
  • Archived 08/23/02
    Scarecrow
  • Written by Robin C Kwong
  • spoilers: "Tin Man"
  • Fortunately for us, "Tin Man" was never like this.
  • G [Hu]
    Seat Of Power 13K
  • Written by Tiv'ester
  • SPOILERS : Proving Ground
  • SUMMARY : Sequel to The Power Of The @: Jack thinks he has a way to get even with Daniel's practical joke in The Power Of The @.
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 06/27/04
    Seussified!
  • Written by Cleo the Muse
  • SPOILERS: ALL of Season Eight--nothing was sacred, but "Reckoning", "Threads", and "Moebius" get it the worst
  • SUMMARY: The folks at Bridge Studios plan out season eight!
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 12/25/05 NEW!
    A Short Tale 9K
  • Written by Elyse Dickenson
  • spoilers: Third season episode "Out of Mind"
  • Daniel has to make a new adjustment.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Updated 09/13/02
    Shrinkage
  • Written by Roxie
  • SPOILERS: minor for 48 hours and 2001
  • SUMMARY: Daniel gives a whole new meaning to the term 'shrinkage'.
  • PG [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 04/24/04
    Sierra Hotel 70K
  • Written by Charli Booker
  • SUMMARY : With Daniel’s help, Jack discovers that being ‘The Man’ can really crack you up.
  • PG [A] [D] [Hc] [Hu]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    Simple Pleasures 15K
  • Written by dietcokechic
  • SPOILERS: Window of Opportunity
  • SUMMARY: Stand alone vignettes told from the point of view of Daniel's barista, Kira. Just where did Jack go after he was released from his looping?
  • PG [1st] [Hu] [M]
  • Archived 02/26/05
    Size Matters 11 K
  • Written by pettygrew
  • SUMMARY : Everyone likes to have fun now and then. Occurs some time after Small Victories
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 11/18/03
    Slave for a Day 11K
  • Written by Joolz
  • Challenge: Lot # 13 in the Charity Slave Auction, Daniel Jackson, Archaeologist, Linguist?.babe.
  • Synopsis: As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
  • PG [Hu]
  • Archived 12/24/02
    Small News
  • Written by SSCarter
  • SPOILERS: Kind of 'Crystal Skull'.
  • SUMMARY: Short People Attack Norad! Leak In The SGC! Read All About It!
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 10/16/03
    Snow! 6K
  • Written by Yum@
  • Snowstorm in Colorado and the team has a little fun.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    Snow-Daze 12K
  • Written by PHO
  • SG-1 off duty in the snow.
  • G [Hu]
    Sometimes Want to Die
  • Written by Beta Candy
  • SUMMARY: A twenty-something Jack O'Neill gets himself hurt on a mission in Cambodia, contemplates the meaning of life, and has a little encounter with God.
  • PG-13 [A] [D] [Hu]
  • Archived 09/23/05 NEW!
    Somewhere in the Bahamas 7K
  • Written by Beth Singer aka Dr. Beth
  • Response to the Island Challenge, and humor
  • A simple vacation in the Bahamas. Me and Daniel.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    The Sound of Music
  • Written by OXBastetXO
  • When SG-1 lands on a music planet, you never know what going to tune in.
  • G [Hu]
    Spam Spam, Wonderful Spam 7 K
  • Written by Athene
  • WARNINGS: References to male appendages and that most offensive of items – email spam
  • SUMMARY: The most bizarre piece of spam I ever got…
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 01/23/04
    The Spyhole - Another Shower Scene
  • Written by Feli
  • This story is the result of Riz and Satori challenging me to put Jack and Daniel, a broken shower stall, a spyhole and Siler's wrench in one fic…
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 08/23/02
    The Spyhole Payback - Almost a Shower Scene offsite
  • Written by Feli
  • SUMMARY: After the events in 'The Spyhole - Another Shower Scene' Jack and Daniel are out for some payback. But what has a mistletoe got to do with fishing?
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 06/02/03
    Stakes 17K
  • Written by Carrie
  • Daniel and Jack on the mat...
  • PG >[Hu]
    Stand Down
  • Written by Deepdale
  • Summary - Following on from RELAX JACK, what if Sam found out...?
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 04/20/03
    Standing Firm 13K
  • Written by Charli Booker
  • SUMMARY : When a group of aliens attempt to force the Colonel to participate in an ancient welcoming ceremony, it’s up to him to make some hard decisions and to stand firm.
  • Content Warnings: Language and sexual innuendoes
  • R [Hu]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    Stargate Big Brother 2003 - Week 1
  • Written by Ruth
  • SUMMARY: It's day one in the Big Brother house. Jack and Martouf are already having a fight with a frozen cod.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 10/12/03
    Stargate Big Brother 2003 - Week 2
  • Written by Ruth
  • SUMMARY: It's day six in the Big Brother house. Jack is pouring jello into Martouf’s mouth whilst he is asleep. Harry is shaving his armpits in the kitchen sink.
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 10/12/03
    Stargates and Taxes 6K
  • Written by Taueret
  • You thought you had problems come tax-time? *g* 'Tis the season......
  • G [Hu]
    The Story With No Name
  • Written by Kelsie B.
  • Spoilers: A lot - up to Season 4 - takes place after Double Jeopardy
  • Answer to Challenge 1298 on Heliopolis, Humor
  • All I can say is - using all the episode titles in one story was truly a challenge!
  • PG [Hu]
    Stuck 25K
  • Written by Sharaiah
  • SPOILERS : None
  • SUMMARY : Trees; the bane of Jack O'Neill's life!
  • PG-13 [Hu]
  • Archived 10/21/03
    Stultus Aprilis
  • Written by Teri
  • SPOILERS: Pre-"Heroes", Post "Full Circle" (Daniel and Janet are present; Reference made of Jonas).
  • SUMMARY: Jack has had a sudden shift in personality. The Tok'ra are valuable allies and Kinsey is a true Patriot? Jack hates fishing and hockey? Can Janet find out what's wrong in time?
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 04/12/05
    Supply Closet 2K
  • Written by Amytie4856
  • SPOILERS: None
  • SUMMARY: This is in response to Gary’s closet challenge. Basically, SG1 in a closet. 
  • G [Hu]
  • Archived 08/31/03
    Surprise! 9K
  • Written by Yum@
  • A wee fic for someone's birthday. Posting by request by Rita for TritinGal. Happy birthday, Tritin! =)
  • PG-13 [Hu]
    The Survey
  • Written by KeriOkie
  • On a blue world, the team befriends an intelligence whose interference changes their concept of time, space and other dimensions.
  • PG-13 [Hu]