Daniel looked at his computer screen in disbelief. The e-mail message he was reading was entitled "What Kind and How Many". It read as follows:
"If SG-1 were felines, what kind would they be and how many of their nine lives would they have used up?
Daniel Jackson: Egyptian Mau. Why? Egypt. Daniel. Duh. Remaining Lives: 90 out of 100.
Samantha Carter: Siamese. Why? Brilliant, blue-eyed, and insatiably curious. Remaining Lives: 6 out of 9
Teal'c: Black Panther. Why? Big, dark, powerful, and silent. Need I say more? Remaining lives: 6 out of 9
Jack O'Neill: Definitely not a cat. A dog maybe."
The message was from Siler. And apparently, he had sent it to everyone on the base. Geez, didn't the man have anything better to do?
The End
Author's note: Just a little something I answered. I think the heading is longer than the stroy itself.
© August 2004 The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.