"Daniel! Daniel, get down from there!"
"Ah, ha! You think you have thwarted me!"
"For crying out loud!"
"Whoa! What is Daniel doing up on the conference table?"
"Daniel Jackson believes he a person called, Bateman."
"Batman, Teal'c."
"Ah."
"He what?"
"That konked on his head back on P8X241. When Daniel came to in the Infirmary, he started spouting something about needing to get back to the Batcave and then hopped out of bed before anyone could stop him and took off."
"That would explain the blanket over his shoulders and why had has that surgical mask on his head with eye holes in it."
"Joker, you won't get away this time."
"Daniel, just put that stapler down!"
"Holy Hannah! Where'd that come from?"
"What? My trusty batarang? Robin, what are you doing down there? Joker, you fiend, release my side-kick!"
"You're what? For crying...augh...Daniel! Get your butt down here!"
"Colonel, you ok?"
"Great! Now I'm stapled to the stinking wall!"
"Ha ha! Good triumphs over evil yet again!"
"What is going on here?"
"General Hammond, it appears Daniel is suffering some kind of delusion from the concussion he received on P8X241."
"Commissioner Gordon, good! Have your men take this vile villainous vermin into custody. Come, Robin! I hear the bat-phone!"
"Daniel! Come back here!"
"Bat-phone?"
"Yeah, it was this big red phone Commissioner Gordon had in his office. He used it to call Batman. HOLY HANNAH!!!!!"
"What?"
"Oh, no!"
"Daniel!!!!!!"
*fin*
Author note: This one comes from over on the Danielites site...someone made comment about Daniel in a rubbe rsuit..aka..scuba gear...and a very odd image popped into my mind...Daniel..rubber suit...BatDaniel???
© July 2004 Showtime and MGM/UA owns Stargate: SG-1 and all there in. I'm just borrowing them for a bit, and I promise to give them right back when I'm done. Well, most of them, I might just keep Jack and Daniel for a bit longer.DC Comics owns Batman...just borrowing an outfit for a minute.