“So Teal’c, how far is P4X-639?” Colonel O’Neill asked
“Billions of light years away” Teal’c replied
“That’s gotta be a record” Jack said in amazement
“Sergeant!” Called General Hammond
“Yes sir?” asked the sergeant
“Dial P4X-636” said the General
“Yes sir!” said the sergeant confused
“So General, too bad this can’t be in the Guiness Book of World Records, eh?” asked Jack
“I don’t think putting through a worm hole counts” General Hammond said.
“Oh darn!” Jack said.
“Hey guys” Daniel said.
“Daniel, come here… a little closer… N E V E R T A L K T O M E W H E N I A M A B O U T T O S W I N G Y O U I D I O T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !” Jack shouted ferociously
“Sorry sorry sorry sorry…”Daniel tried to apologize.
“Well, here goes again” Jack said.
As the colonel was about to swing,
“Sir…”it was Major Carter “… I was reading about P4A…”
Daniel tapped her on the shoulder and whispered in her ear” not right now Sam’’
The wormhole shut down “sergeant please redials”
The siren went off “Unauthorized incoming wormhole” the Sergeant shouted “it’s SG-15”
“Open the iris… there not due back for 4 hrs”
Hammond and sg-1 were standing on the astro turf that jack had bought just for the occasion when sg-15 walked through the gate followed by 3 Jaffa.
“Sirs give me a nine club” Sam shouted while reaching for the golf club
She started hitting the nearest Jaffa with it and soon the others followed suit.
And that’s how sg-1 defeated three Jaffa while on break and General Hammond got to kill his first Jaffa.
January 15, 2005 The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.
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