• SPOILERS : None, but there is a reference to "chelnok", from Tok'ra, Part 2, which I believe is in Season 2. The word means "very cool".
• SUMMARY : In answer to challenge #10, I created a very short fanfic about the team flippin' out because they haven't had coffee for a while! Teal'c isn't a caffiene fan, so he is unaffected by... (doom, doom, doom...) Coffee Withdrawal!
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Why are you shaking, Samantha Carter? Daniel Jackson, you are acting strangely as well. (Teal'c raises his eyebrow.)

Teal'c, this is what HAPPENS when we don't get our morning COFFEE! (Jack kicks a nearby wall in, and then spins around as though break dancing, over and over, making Sam dizzy.)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM INSAAAAANE! CRAZY PEOPLE DO WHATEVER THEY WANT! (Laughs hysterically, uncontrollably, until Teal'c shoots him with a zat.)

I am sorry, Colonel Jack O'Neill. I was forced to do that due to your unpredictable behavior. (Daniel continues to scream about coffee)

(Static on radio sounds.)

"Teal'c, how is everyone holding up?" asked Hammond.

They are not holding anything, General Hammond. I was forced to shoot Colonel Jack O'Neill due to his violent and unpredicable behavior. Daniel Jackson continously screams about coffee. Samantha Carter is shaking and stammering. It is not a chelnok sight. (Daniel screams about coffee again, so loudly Hammond can most definitely hear it over the radio.)

"Not to worry, Teal'c. The Tok'ra have a ship they are lending us. They'll be back to normal soon."

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I will see you soon, my loooooooooooooooooooooooooove! (Teal'c eyebrow rises to a dangerous height.)

"I believe this mission will be known from now on as the P34-592 Coffee Withdrawal Suicide." Fraiser laughed. She was right, and it became quite a story to share with the newbies at the SGC.

Author's note: I put all the Jack dialouge in blue, all the Sam dialouge in dark purple, all the Daniel dialouge in red, and all the Teal'c dialouge in dark green.

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