I wanna crush the Tau’ri
I don’t need your authority
Down with the fucking SGC
‘Cuz I wanna crush the Tau’ri
You pledge allegiance to me, Apophis
One galaxy under ME
I shall never stand alone
With the Tok’ra in the crowd
Allied against the Goa’uld
I’ll kill the clouts
Without a doubt
The only way I know
I wanna crush the Tau’ri
I don’t need your authority
Down with the fucking SGC
‘Cuz I wanna crush the Tau’ri
They stepped out of the Stargate
And they ran like a sheep from the herd
Marching out of the Stargate
To their own beat now
The only way they know
Like one light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by ignorance
They can’t see I’m their god
"For crying out loud" Jack screamed unto me
They wanna free ‘em all
Fuck 'em all
They should bow to me
I wanna crush the Tau’ri
I don’t need your authority
Down with the fucking SGC
‘Cuz I wanna crush the Tau’ri
Like one light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by ignorance
They can’t see I’m their god
"For crying out loud" Jack screamed unto me
They wanna free ‘em all
Fuck 'em all
They should bow to me
I wanna crush the Tau’ri
I don’t need your authority
Down with the fucking SGC
I wanna crush the Tau’ri
I wanna crush the Tau’ri
I wanna crush the Tau’ri
I wanna crush the Tau’ri
This is a parody of "Minority" by Green Day... Yes it's true, I curse here more than they do in the song, so if you're a kid and reading this: don't curse, don't do drugs, stay in school, eat your vegetables, never jump off a roof of a car without being sure that you are wearing a sweater, and drink plenty of water. Yes, water. Water is key.
© August 8, 2001 The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.