Lovin' Junior Instead

Written by Tharraka Cadulla
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I sit and wait

while I’m in a state of Kelno'reem

Does he know

the things I think about

when I’m all alone?

'Cuz I know

that the Goa'uld can heal all sores

So when a staff almost shot my head,

I wish I was in bed,

and I think that Danny's dead

I’m loving Junior instead

And through it all he offers me protection

a lot of love and affection

whether I cough or pass out

Through the Stargate

wherever it may take me

I know that zats won't break me

if I get hit below the belt

He won't forsake me

I'm loving Junior instead

When I'm feeling weak

and my pain is too much for me to bear

I look below

And I know I'll always be blessed with a Goa'uld

and as the feeling grows

he fixes my bones

And when I’m almost dead

I'm loving Junior instead

And through it all he offers me protection

a lot of love and affection

whether I cough or pass out

Through the Stargate

wherever it may take me

I know that zats won't break me

if I get hit below the belt

He won't forsake me

I'm loving Junior instead




This is a parody of "Angels" by Robbie Williams. The song doesn't belong to me, *he* doesn't belong to me... etc, etc... Just enjoy! Oh, and email me if you figure out what my name means... It's Sanskrit...

© August 8, 2001 The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.


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