"Daniel!"
"Yes, Jack?"
"Read this."
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INTERNAL MEMO:
To: Colonel O'Neill
>From: Finances
Re: Eyeglass replacement
Colonel O'Neill
Upon reviewing our records we have discovered that SG-1 has managed to achieve an unusually high number of requests for replacement eyeglasses. While we are not in a position to verify or deny the validity of your claims, we are at a loss as to why SG-1 manages to go through so many eyeglasses. Can you possibly supply a explanation for this, as we are coming up to our own budget meeting and need to justify any further replacements for your section.
K. Dabke
Finance Department
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"Daniel?"
"Okay, Jack. I'll take care of this one."
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INTERNAL MEMO:
To: K. Dabke
>From: Dr. Daniel Jackson
Re: Eyeglass replacement
Mr. Dabke
Colonel O'Neill asked me to respond to this inquiry because I am the only member of SG-1 that wears eyeglasses. In the course of our missions we are often in rather unique situations that unfortunately have resulted in the loss or damage of my glasses. Sorry about that. But you have my reports that detail every incident; and I'm sure that if you took this to your budget meeting you would be able to justify keeping SG-1 supplied
with the glasses.
D. Jackson, SG-1
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"That should take care of it, right Jack?"
"Sure, Daniel."
The End
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