“Just peachy.”
“What is it Colonel?”
“They’re outta fruit loops.”
“So get oatmeal.”
“I don’t want oatmeal Daniel.”
“At least during the duration you were not hit in the head multiple times O’Neill.”
“Yea T. How’s that coming along?”
“I am healing.”
“Sir, I’m still confused about all of that.”
“We were stuck in a time loop Carter.”
“No- of how you acted without any consequences for the excess amount of loops.”
“He did do some unusual things Major Carter.”
“Such as?”
“Daniel!”
“What?”
“Why do you care what I did?”
“I just do.”
“Whatever.”
“So?”
“Carter, it was nothing concerning you.”
“I would have to disagree O’Neill.”
“Ooh. This is getting interesting.”
“Go on Teal’c.”
“Colonel O’Neill had resigned and—”
“Went fishing!”
“Jack…”
“You know I like to fish Daniel.”
“You cut off Teal’c before he could talk.”
“Yea sir, I wanna know.”
“Well that’s your problem.”
“Sir-”
“You know Teal’c himself did some things too.”
“I did not make pottery in the lab room or ride a bicycle down the SGC corridor O’Neill.”
“What did Jack do??”
“Hey, at least I didn’t beat an airman up!”
“TEAL’C! That’s not nice!”
“However you did kiss Major Carter.”
“TEAL’C!!”
“What?!?”
“Sir, is this true?!?!?”
“No- of course not!”
“My gosh, he really did do it Sam!”
“And I can’t even remember it- no fair!”
“Carter?”
“Oh, uh.. Nothing Sir!”
“That was nevertheless a well played game of golf.”
“Yep! T and I each set a new record.”
“How far?”
“I believe Alaris is several billion miles Daniel Jackson.”
“You played golf through the Stargate?!?”
“What else would we do Daniel?”
“Sir, did you get in trouble?”
“The General only yelled at me for a few hours.”
“Five and a half hours to be precise O’Neill.”
“What else did you do sir?”
“Nothing really.”
“No-really, what else?”
“For cryin out loud Carter, Teal’c and I only began the basics to Latin, but that’s pretty much it.”
“Westol Nobilitum.”
“What?”
“It’s Latin Jack.”
“How am I supposed to know that?”
“I thought you learned it.”
“Hey, I thought you didn’t remember the loops!”
“ I read the file- and by the way it means ‘conquer of time’.”
“Actually it was ‘master of the uncertain past’.”
“You said you didn’t know any Latin!”
“Sure, whatever you say Dani-”
***
“Just peachy.”
“What is it Colonel?”
“They’re outta fruit loops.”
“So get oatmeal.”.....
*Fin*
Dun-dun-dun! Yays! My first fan fic writing!!! Comments if you wish
November 2005 The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.