• SPOILERS: Fire & Water
• SUMMARY: Just my attempt at a fanfic. Yes these are all things I've done
• RATING: G Humor

1. You spend all your spare money on Stargate DVDs and magazines.

2. You spend all your spare time watching your DVDs, reading your magazines or searching for Stargate fanfic on the internet.

3. When your mum finally decides you aren’t getting enough exercise you spend the entire time you’re walking your dog thinking up possible fanfic.

4. You decide that nothing you come up with is any good so you’ll have to read more when you get home for inspiration.

5. No matter how many times you watch ‘Fire and Water’ you still cry during the memorial service.

6. You watch ‘Fire and Water’ over and over to see if you can get through the memorial service without crying.

7. All the money that you don’t spend on magazines is saved for the DVDs of the 5^th season. (you want to see if the episode where Daniel dies is as sad as ‘Fire and Water’ because you were too young when it was on TV to remember much)

8. You can’t find a poster of SG1 so you make one from the box your season 2 DVDs came in.

9. The only reason you have only one poster of SG1 on your door is because there are too many posters of your other obsessions.

10. You think that when Eminem wears glasses he looks like Sgt Siler.

I decided I read so much fanfic I should probably write something for once. Sorry, I know it’s not that good

June 1, 2005 The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.